- Anti Joke

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea