What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Suck pussy

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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