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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

It got hit by a rocket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Poker face

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Ehh

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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