A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Yellow People !!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

LET

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Suck pussy

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Anti Joke

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