Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

su algato es en fuego

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A muslim paints Mohammed

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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