- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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