- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Actually it was me Josh brown

knock knock!? . . No.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Who wants $300? Me too.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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