What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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batman has diarrhea

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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