- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

My children are mistakes

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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