- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

haha Otarts was here

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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