A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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cory

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Your mother just died.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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