- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what's white and sticky semen

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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