- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

my egg roll

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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