What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

what kind of dog can tiptoe

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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