- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you call your mom? Mom

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible