- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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