Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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PENIS lol

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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