What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Phew... it's gone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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