Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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