- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

* anti-punchline