- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Horse.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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