Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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