- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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