A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

roy g biv

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Your mom

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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