- Anti Joke

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp