Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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