Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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