- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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