- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

cory

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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