What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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I was watching Fox news.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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penis

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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