what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What is green and slow Grass.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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