A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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poopy is poopy

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Justin Beiber

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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