What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Anti Joke

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