Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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