- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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