An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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