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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Robin, get in the car!

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What is black and has no education A tire.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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