- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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