- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Once upon a time, The end.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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