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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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