How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What is funnier than 24 69

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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