why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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