How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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