- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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