- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

LO AND BEHOLD!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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