- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Turkeys are obese

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Women's rights

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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