What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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woman's rights

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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