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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What does water smell like? water.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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