- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why? Why Not?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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