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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

osama bin laden is dead

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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