How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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whats chinese noodles

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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