Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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No soup for you!

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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