- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Jeff

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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