- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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