- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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