- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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