- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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