- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Matthew Baker

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Abortion.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

[Set up] [No punch line]

homosexual rights to marriage

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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