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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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