Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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seek beauty

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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White NBA players.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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