Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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No soup for you!

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Anti Joke

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