Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

White NBA players.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Yo mama so fat.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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