Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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