- Anti Joke

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.