How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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