What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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silver bullet?

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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