- Anti Joke

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.