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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

vote this down and i will DOX you

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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