- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

why did you poop because you are a poop

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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