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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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