- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What's 9+10? 19.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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